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For millennia, men the world over have been obsessed with penis size. Sly jokes, furtive glances in the locker room and wildly exaggerated claims of endowment convincingly suggest that "penis envy" is a decidedly male trait. Since March of 1995, Richard Edwards, a nerdy, pseudo-science minded Canadian, transplanted to the wildly exciting suburbs of Washington D.C., has been tirelessly attempting to dissect penis fact from phallic fallacy. Towards this end, he has created "The Definitive Penis Size Survey" which attempts to demystify a part of the anatomy which often produces either extreme pride or provoke intense anxiety.
Richard invites you to participate in his survey, review the results, and hopes that in the process you will become more enlightened about your seldom discussed but frequently contemplated penis.
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